Tech Support!!

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."


Tech Support: "OK Bob, let`s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter `P` to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don`t have a `P`."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "`P` on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I`m not going to do that!"


Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"

I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that start something like this:
Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"

Customer: "So that`ll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that`s the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

Other articles

Steam engine !
This story is set during the early part of this century, when steam trains were still commonplace.

Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, anot

True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife

BANARASI SAREE
Banarasi SAREE In the world of fashion ‘Banarasi Saree’ remains the Indian ‘SUN’ and

Are You a Professional?
How you look, talk, write, act and work determines whether you are a professional or an ama

GANDHIJI-In England
After completing his High School studies, Gandhi joined the Samaldas College, Bhavnagar and continu

Technically correct!!!
A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's

India on The Up and Up.
But some of these trades are much riskier than others. Many of the countries in Eastern Europe who c

Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "

Rapid Weight Loss Diet Plan
Follow a three-stage rapid weight loss diet plan to shed off those extra pounds in a few days time.