Tech Support!!
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The woman
then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good
point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is
working fine."
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Tech Support: "OK Bob, let`s press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter `P` to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don`t have a `P`."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "`P` on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I`m not going to do that!"
Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"
I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that start
something like this:
Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"
Customer: "So that`ll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that`s the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
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