Tech Support!!


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let`s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter `P` to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don`t have a `P`."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "`P` on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I`m not going to do that!"


Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"

I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that start something like this:
Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"

Customer: "So that`ll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that`s the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."
221 Like 14 Dislike
Previous articles Next articles
Other articles

Web design: managing a client’s expectations
Starting a site’s design before the content for that site is fully developed can be a costly mista

What Makes a Good Business Plan?
What factors are involved in creating a good business plan? Is it the length of the plan? The inform

you are an Internet Junkie when...
When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner,

GANDHIJI-In England
After completing his High School studies, Gandhi joined the Samaldas College, Bhavnagar and continu

Buying E-beg.com
A poor, downtrodden beggar stands on the street, not having much luck. Exasperated and hungry he dec

Computer communication lingo! !
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old a

"Will You Marry Me?" in a Foreign Language
Looking for a unique way to say "Will you marry me"? Try saying it in a foreign language. Better y

Famous Indian Politicians
The Indian Parliament would be a perfect place to demonstrate the true richness in the diversity of

Romantic Birthday Ideas
Birthdays are a special time for everyone, even the forever twenty-niners. The day should be celebra

Kindly propose !
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave

Sign up to write
Sign up now if you have flare of writing..
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash