Computer communication lingo! !


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

131 Like 42 Dislike
Previous articles Next articles
Other articles

Real Life & Commands
5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling

Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our Priority Out of Hours

Technically correct!!!
A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's

10 Things to Do When a Customer Rejects Your Work
Having a client tell you that he doesn't like your work can break your heart in two. Not only can it

Datawind Unveils Handheld Internet Device in India
Datawind Ltd., a provider of wireless web access products and services, unveiled the PocketSurfer2 t

Techronia Technical Support Services
"The world of technology can be difficult for some." - Press Release

Eight Steps on Your Road to Success
Being a success is a complex journey; it is like a trek into an unknown wilderness, requiring variou

Tech Support!!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a pr

The writer and his art
It was a holiday. But before I would enjoy the mood, I was disturbed by an inexplicable wave of thou

How Life Changes...

EK aisa waqt tha...

Dost bolte the...


"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai"

Sign up to write
Sign up now if you have flare of writing..
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash