Computer communication lingo! !

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

Other articles

How Life Changes...

EK aisa waqt tha...

Dost bolte the...

"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai"

Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you mu

GANDHIJI -The Leader of India
The people of India were also carrying on a struggle for freedom from the British rule. The

Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "

True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife

Super Computer!
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the gu

India: states of insecurity
A series of blasts in court compounds acrossthree cities in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh killed

"Will You Marry Me?" in a Foreign Language
Looking for a unique way to say "Will you marry me"? Try saying it in a foreign language. Better y

10 Things to Do When a Customer Rejects Your Work
Having a client tell you that he doesn't like your work can break your heart in two. Not only can it

Ad Space!
Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising