Alia and Varun

Posted on 8th Dec 2014 04:02 pm by mohit kumar

Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia – what should we do now?

Varun- we’ll take 50:50.

Alia- what about the remaining 900?

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Biwi or GST

पत्नी:- तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो ?

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Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge?

Husband: Shayad Main Mar Jaunga.

Wife

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Janta; Aur naukri maalik??

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Property Mere Naam kar Do

 

संता: डार्लिंग आज बरसात हो रही ह

garmi ka kehar

 

 

गर्मी इतनी है कि आजकल सुब�

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