Alia and Varun

Posted on 8th Dec 2014 04:02 pm by mohit kumar

Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia – what should we do now?

Varun- we’ll take 50:50.

Alia- what about the remaining 900?

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