Alia and Varun

Posted on 8th Dec 2014 04:02 pm by mohit kumar

Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia – what should we do now?

Varun- we’ll take 50:50.

Alia- what about the remaining 900?

Other jokes

Patni-Koi Kaam Dhang Se Nahi karte

Wife  : तुम कोई भी काम ढंग से नहीं करते ह�

Dushman Se Badla Kese le

 

"मरते समय पति ने अपनी पत्नी से क�

Call Uthao

Call Uthao

When Children Ask For A Game

Mujhe Bacche tab tak cute lagte hai jab tak wo ye na puche..

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HAHAHA April Fool

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

phir wo hotel mein phuchen

unme se ek piza

After Drinking Mountain Dew Me To Darr..

After Drinking Mountain Dew Me To Darr..

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Me To Darr..

Bhagwan Bharose Operation

ऑपरेशन टेबल पर लेटा हुआ मरीज़ :

 

Sardar Se Majak

 

सरदार:- शर्ट के लिये कपड़ा दिखान

Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki taaqat kuch aur hi hoti hai.. .

 

Ek Tarfa Pyaar Ki taaqat kuch aur hi hoti hai..

Patni Jo Mange Use De Do

 

सुबह-सुबह पत्नी ने कहा- जल्दी से