Past Future Present

Posted on 6th Feb 2015 05:50 pm by mohit kumar

Forget about the past, you can't change it.

Forget about the future, you can't predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

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After Showing IPL For five Minutes..

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Ho

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lagta Hai Kisi Aur Ko Babu Bulaney Lagey Ho

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Everybody Needs Friendship Like This

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Nobody;

Cheeni ke Daabe Chammach