Do Aankhe Battis Daante

Posted on 16th Dec 2014 09:56 am by mohit kumar

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda he battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!

Other all-time-jokes

I Am That Kind of Person

 

I Am That Kind of Person

Propose In Hollywood Movie Vs Propose In Anurag Kashyap Movie..

Propose In Hollywood Movie Vs Propose In Anurag Kashyap Movie..

King XI Punjab To Maxwell Be Like..

King XI Punjab To Maxwell..

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Be Like - ispe to bina matlab h

Corona Ko Sunday Ko Bewkuf banayenge

 

Corona Ko Sunday Ko Bewkuf banayenge

When Your Father Says Mera Beta Engineer Banega..

 

Mera Beta Enginner Banega..

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Son - Tauba Taub

Relative - Tum Bilkul Apne Papa Par gaye Ho

 

Relative - Tum Bilkul Apne Papa Par gaye Ho

Bhai Ne Roast Nahi Fry Kiya Hai

Bhai Ne Roast Nahi Fry Kiya Hai

GF Nahi Hain

Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya

reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?

 

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Me Bhagwan Please Please Yaarr..

 

Me Bhagwan Please Please Yaarr..

Friend - Tum Meri Itni Bezzati Q Karte Ho

 

Friend - Tum Meri Itni Bezzati Q Karte Ho