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Mumbai Indians will face Lucknow Super Giants in the 67th match of IPL 2024. Both teams will face each other at the Wankhede Stadium on Friday, May 17. Mumbai Indians and Lucknow Super Giants are already out of the race for the playoffs. Both teams would like to bid farewell to this season with a win.
  Lucknow Super Giants have 12 points in 13 matches. The net run rate of the team is minus. It faces an impossible challenge to qualify for the playoffs. Lucknow Super Giants will ha

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