A Lady and the Smart Beggar


Posted on 29th Jan 2015 12:33 pm by mohit kumar

भिखारी भीख माँगने एक घर के दरवाजे पर पहुँचा।
दस्तक दी। अंदर से एक पैंतालीस साल की महिला आई...
भिखारी : माता जी भूखे को रोटी दो।
महिला : शरम नहीं आती, हट्टे-कट्टे होकर भीख माँगते हो।
दो हाथ हैं, दो आँख हैं, पैर हैं, फिर भी भीख माँगते हो?
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भिखारी : माता जी, आप भी खूबसूरत, गोरी-चिट्टी हैं,
आप मुंबई जाकर हीरोइन क्यों नहीं बन जाती? घर पर बेकार बैठी हो।
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महिला : जरा रुको, मैं अभी तुम्हारे लिए हलवा-पूरी लाती हूँ ।

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