Alia Bhatt and Mahesh Bhatt


Posted on 8th Dec 2014 04:06 pm by mohit kumar

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend?

Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns

Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?

Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!!

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