Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student –
After Studying MBBS,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor….
Principle – Whats your name Beta?
Student – Rajnikanth!!
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
Family function Exists..
My parents to 5 y/o me.
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LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,
Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,
Boy: Plz de do n
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana..
Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge..<
Jinda Aana Beta
It's My Choice
Single Posted Proud To Be Single
Single Posted,
Proud To be Single..
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Don't Run He Won't Bite You
एक लड़का अचानक लड़की देखकर शायर बन गया:
Alia bhatt:- kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi..
Na koi scene dekhi,
Na koi aa