Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student –
After Studying MBBS,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor….
Principle – Whats your name Beta?
Student – Rajnikanth!!
Backbenchers Always Be Like
I Love You 21 din ke liye
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon b
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girl
पति और पत्नी का ज़ोरदार झगड़ा होता है
Cool Dude Kanya
टीचर : समंदर में नींबू का पेड़ हो तो तु
Pati Ke Birthday par Khud Ko gift
पत्नी : आपके Birthday के लिए इतना
एक आदमी कुम्भ मेले में प्रार्थना कर र
Me- Heads You be My Girlfriend..
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Tails, I Be Your Girl
