What do you want to do in future


Posted on 8th Dec 2014 04:15 pm by mohit kumar

Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –
After Studying MBBS,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor….

Principle – Whats your name Beta?

Student – Rajnikanth!!

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