Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student –
After Studying MBBS,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor….
Principle – Whats your name Beta?
Student – Rajnikanth!!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Ye Kon Sa Vastra Hai Devi
लड़का (रोमांटिक अंदाज में):
जान देख
"8 secrets of success" U can find in your room.
1.ROOF says - Aim high
2.FAN s
पिंकी अपनी सहेली के घर गयी
Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?
Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10
Girl: kuchh kam karo
ठंड इतनी है कि मच्छर भी आकर बोलता है
Bheem Ki Girlfriend
What Is Heaven?
American Salary,
German Car,
<मरीज: उम्र लम्बी करने का कोई तरीका बत
