What do you want to do in future

Posted on 8th Dec 2014 04:15 pm by mohit kumar

Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –
After Studying MBBS,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor….

Principle – Whats your name Beta?

Student – Rajnikanth!!

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Badey Aadmi hain

 

लड़का  : शादी कर ले मुझसे

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Me Nowadays

Me Nowadays

Friend Became Politician

 

First friend - I want to become a politician.

Second friend - Then learn h

When Your Friend dance and you see

When Your Friend dance and you see..

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Bohot Manhoos Lagte Hai

When Relatives Ask For Carrer

 

Relative- Beta bade hokar kya banoge..

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Me - jinda raho

Dosto Ke Kuch Words Apki Zindagi Barbad kar sakte hai

Dosto Ke Kuch Words Apki Zindagi Barbad kar sakte hai..

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Zindagi Ki Kitab

Wife 2 Husband : Main Tumhari zindagi Ki Kitab Hu.

Husband: Bus Yahi to Afsos Hai.

Gullak Ke Paise

Gullak Ke Paise

Kya se Kya Ho gaye dekhte Dekhte

Kya se Kya Ho gaye dekhte Dekhte

Stay At Home He Is Coming in Scooter

 

Stay At Home.

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He Is Coming in Scooter