Alia Bhatt Superb intelligent
Why do you always see lightning first before we hear thunder?
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Alia Bhatt : Because our eyes are in front but ears are in back !!
Alia Bhatt - Abki Bhatt Modi Sarkar
Interviewer- Modi ka first name kya hain?
Alia bhatt: Abkibaar.
Ek Anaar Sau Bimaar
वरुण: ये लो अनार खाओ। अलिया: नहीं, अनार खाने से सेहत ख़रा
Salmaan Ka Tohfa
अर्पिता की शादी में मिले तोहफों के बाद सुनने में आया है कि
Alia Bhatt Ka Letter Bill Gates Ko
खबर है कि माइक्रोसॉफ्ट के चेयरमैन बिल गेट्स अपने पद से इस
Alia Bhatt ka Tax
आलिया (सीएसे) : क्या मैं अपने काफी कैफे डे के 80 फीसदी खर्च को
Alia bhatt Call In Indigo Office
आलिया भट्ट ने इंडिगो ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया :
मुंबई से दिल्ली ज
Alia Bhatt Ka Reservation
आलियाभट्ट ने फोन पर कर्नल बैंसला से पूछा,
“आपको Reservation चाह
Alia bhatt - Ye Tantrik Kya Hota Hai
जौहरी: हीरा , पन्ना, मोती कौन सा रत्न दिखाऊ ?
आलिया भट्ट:
Alia watch Movie
Alia bhatt:- kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi..
Na koi scene dekhi,
Na koi aawaz suni,
Varun dhawan:- Film ka naam kya tha?
Alia Bhatt
What Is Terrorist
Explain about Terrorist..?
Alia Bhat:- Terrorist is a Tourist
who comes from other country to celebrate
diwali in our country...
Alia's First Day In Office
Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening
on the computer
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboar
Alia Broke old Statue
Museum Administrator : That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken...
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was new one.
Alia Put Hair Pin in Machine
ATM Bandra is Jammed not in working condition..
Bcoz Aalia Bhatt put hair pin in machine when it said,
"Enter ur PIN".
Alia Bhatt thought
Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
Alia
jackie uncle has got new tiger
Tiger Shroff? Jackie uncle has got a new tiger cub & he has given it his surname. How cute! ~ Alia Bhatt
Why rishikesh was named
Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?
Alia Bhatt: Yes, because Rishi Kapoor got his Mundan done there
Sonia Found bride for her son
At last Sonia Gandhi found the ideal bride for her son.
Alia Bhatt.
Alia Bhatt- Lets go For Movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.
&nbs
Alia bhatt- Aur Colour Dikhao
Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi..
Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha..
jisey sunkar dukaanwaala behosh ho gaya..
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