Alia Bhatt Jokes

Alia at Polling Booth
Alia ko lga sirf ink lagva kr ani hai ^_^

Which is more advance windows 98 or 8 ? See what Alia thinks ...
Alia thinks Windows 98 is advanced then Windows 8 ^_^

Can Alia think ?
Alia thinks Rahul is bit Dumb, but can Alia think ?

Scientist ka Name Batao
School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao.. Student: Alia Bhatt..!! Inspector: aap ye sikhate ho school me.. Teacher: ye totla h

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt at Pooling Booth!!    

Alia Bhatt on India Pakistan
Mahesh Bhat – Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!! Alia Bhatt – Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuch

Alia Bhatt and Mahesh Bhatt
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa me

Alia and Referee
100 meter ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee – y r

Alia bhat and Bank
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai…. Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye

Alia and Varun
Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia – what should we do now? Varun- we’l

Alia Reading Newspaper
Alia reading newspaper.... News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” Alia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal w

Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt
Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. :-D----Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?Al

Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….Nice budget by your father…regards:Alia BhattCelina repliesThanks Alia BhattHad your grandfather not discovered zero

Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….Nice budget by your father…regards:Alia BhattCelina repliesThanks Alia BhattHad your grandfather not discovered zero

Let's go for movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie. Varun: Shit, i've got a doctor's appointment today.. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it, Tell him you're sick...........

 

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