Cross-Eyed Bull

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.

The vet says, "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the bulls' eyes will straighten out."

The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and blows. The bulls' eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon looses his breath and the bulls' eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another try, but looses his breath again.

The vet looks at Banta and says, "You look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try."

Banta agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the bulls' ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins to blow.

"Shit!!!" says the vet. "What in the hell did you do that for?"

Banta replies, "You don't think I am going to put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that you had your on."

Other jokes

Ladai hone wali hai

Santa juice wale se:

Jaldi se juice de, ladai hone wali hai....

ek glass pi

When Break And Break Lite

When Break And Break Lite

Girl Dish : Jalebi...

Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai?

.

.

.

Kyun ki ye kabhi se

Idhar dekh idhar Abhi Bhi time Hai Sudhar Ja

 

Idhar dekh idhar

.

Abhi Bhi time Hai Sudhar Ja

Zaruratich Nahi Hai

 

Zaruratich Nahi Hai

Zyada Rob Padega

Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabhi do, College me function hai.

Dad: Car kyun?

Son: 10 Lakh

After Lockdown Me Kya Kaam Karta Tha

After Lockdown Me Kya Kaam Karta Tha

Best Consultant
Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a

Bholepan Ki Hadh

 

Bholepan Ki Hadh

Aloknath's Bahu - Bas Kar Budhhe

 

 

Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.

Aloknath : Take m