Wife: "In my Dream, I saw you in a Jewelry Store and you bought me a Diamond Ring."
Husband: "I had the same Dream and I saw your Dad Paying the Bill."
Exam ke time…
Madam Pappu se: Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?
Pappu ne koi
कॉकरोच देख कर चिल्लाते हुये दस
Another Pandemic On The Way..
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Me Be Like - S
Techer- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Net
Roj Nahi Sirf Hafte Me 7 Din
Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.
Wife : To
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir
एक तुम हो कि कितने अच्छे हो
एक तुम
Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
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Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km
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Ground Floor to
America = Humare yahan 90% shaadiyan e-mail se hoti hai..
Santa = Kya baat