Diamond Ring

Posted on 21st Jan 2015 05:04 pm by mohit kumar

Wife: "In my Dream, I saw you in a Jewelry Store and you bought me a Diamond Ring."
Husband: "I had the same Dream and I saw your Dad Paying the Bill."

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