Dollar has increased to Rs. 55...
Milk has increased to Rs. 40...
Petrol has increased to Rs. 72...
Thank God!
Passing Marks are still 35...
Bhahar gaye To corona
or Ghar Par rahe to
Mummy - ye Karo na
ek ladke ki nayi nayi shadi hui,
pehli bar sasural gaya,
saali se bola - aapke ga
एक लड़की अपनी सहेली से बोली
ब
अगर भारत सरकार FB और Whatsapp पर
dp बदलने क
Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,
aur wo neeche girne laga.
Jaise
Banta- Ambulance Ko bhi to call karna tha na
डॉक्टर – तुम्हारा कान कैसे जला?
&nb
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat "Birthday Cake."
Doctor: Next time,
Bhagwan Ko Jayada Yaad Mat Karo
ज़रुरत से ज्यादा भगवान को याद मत किया
Rula Diya Na Bechari Ko
I can remember where I got married.
I can remember when I got married.
I just can