Driving past a cemetery

Posted on 18th Jan 2020 05:46 pm by rohit kumar

 

dad: "did you know that all the people who live around here aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"

 

me: "really? why not?"

 

dad: "because they're not dead yet."

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rajesh me noor na hota,

Tanha Dil itna majbur na hota,

Hum aapko k

When You See That What Will You Do..

When You See That What Will You Do..

Bhai Nahi Hai

Bhai Nahi Hai

Bumrah Right Now Ab Humko Chahiye Full Ijjat..

Jasprit Burah bring up his maiden First Class 50..

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Bumrah Right Now -

When Mom Goes To Market

 

When Mom Goes To Market..

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Mere Liye Kuch le Aana.

Meri wali Galti Manti hai

कौन कहता है औरतें

अपनी गलती नहीं मà

When Relatives Come Home

 

When Relatives Come Home..

Those Fake Claps For Our Principal Speech

Those Fake Claps For Our Principal Speech

Teacher Argue With Students

 

Teacher Argue With Students

Friend - Bhai exam reslut aa gya

Friend - Bhai exam reslut aa gya

 

Me - kya Hua

 

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