BF txt to his GF on watsApp...
BF : Hi
GF : Hello
BF : Kahan par ho?
GF : Main apne papa ki BMW me
club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe
club chor dega, uske baad mall
mey shopping k liye jaungi, tab
tumhe call krti hu, Tum kahan pr ho?
BF : 401 no ki bus me, TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,
TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI...
Local Alexa And Me
Data Plan expire 31st March and Lockdown 14 April
When Received msg your data plan expire 31st march and complete market is locked d
Singles Life Is Best
When Everyone Ask Munna Bhaiya Kiska Ladka Hai..
Munna Kiska Ladka Hai, Babuji Ka Ya Kaleen Bhaiya Ka..
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Passing marks are still 35 ^_^
Dollar has increased to Rs. 55...
Milk has increased to Rs. 40...
Kuch Sawal Dil Ko takleef Dete hai
Kuch Sawal Dil Ko takleef Dete hai
Mom- Ye To kuch bhi nahi karti tune kidnap kar liya
Mom- Ye To kuch bhi nahi karti tune kidnap kar liya
संता शराब पीते-पीते रोने लगा।
Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Sant
Jesi Karni Wesi Bharni
