Bhagwan Ka reply
एक बार एक bf ने भगवान से पूछा:
मेरी gf क्यों उस गुलाब से प्यार
Gunaho Ki Saja Mil Gayi
एक लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से शादी कर ली,
लड़का उसकी बाँ
Meri Gf Ki Shadi
Meri Lovely GF Ke Shadi Ka Card Mila Bahut Bura Laga Yaar,
Baad Me Soocha, Shadi Me Jauga Jarur
Kyko Love Apne Jagah Hai Aur
Lazedar Puri-Sabji, Pu
ladki- shadi kar le mujhse
लड़का : शादी कर ले मुझसेलड़की : क्यूँलड़का : मेरे पापा बहुत बड़े
Santa's Girlfriend
Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park.
Girl: Please, all this should be done only after marriage.
Santa: Do not worry darling, I am al
Love Shayari for Lover
Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme mar jaau wo River ho tum,
Ab toh jeewan m
You Have No Boyfriend
Boy: Why dont you have A Boyfriend?
Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend.
Why Dont you Have Girlfriend?
Boy: Bcoz you are n
Girlfriend Ask Question
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.
Chand- Bhot Logo Ke Sath
BF- मैंने पूछा चाँद से कि देखा है कहीं मेरे चाँद सा हसीन
चाँ
GF- To rukne ka kya fayda
लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ बाइक से घूम रही थीबीच में एक जंगल आय
GF- To rukne ka kya fayda
लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ बाइक से घूम रही थीबीच में एक जंगल आय
Jio Wala Pyaar..
Boy: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करती हो?
Girl: जिओ सिम के बैलेंस जितन
Girls- I Will Divide your Sorrow
Girl : I will divide all your sorrows after marriage
Boy : But where am I sad ?
Girl : I’m talking about after the marriage
GF- Call rakho me karti hu
कितना लकी होगा वो बॉयफ्रेंड
जिसकी गर्लफ्रेंड
उससे कहेग
Qayamat ka din
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi ?
Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga
Sweet Memories
Sweet memories ..lovely
Awesome lines
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You'll Still
Pati - Daaru Pekar Ghar Aaya
Pati- Daru Peekar Raat Ko Late Ghar Aata Hai.
Patni- Haath Me Jhhadu Liye Samne Khadi Dhikti Hai.
Pati- Kitna Kaam Karegi Tu Raat..
Ke 2 Bje Hai So
Girl Rocked Boy Shocked
Boy : Where write your name ?
On the hand or in the heart ?
Girl : love me so much
Boy : try and see
Girl : Then write on the property paper
Girl
After Coffee With karan
After coffee with karan
Star world TV is planning:-
Tea with Modi
Horlicks with Rahul &
Cough syrup with Arvind.
