Funny question by a girlfriend
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…!!
ULTIMATE POPAT
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha,
mere ghar par koi nhi hai
boyfrnd uske ghar gaya
Aur-
sach mein koi nahi tha,
taa
Best patient
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating t
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman
The palestinians took them!
The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The Ambassador asks if he might first
tell a story.
Dirtiest Company
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:* 29 have been accused of s
Ficticious Characters
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doo
Great Loss
George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.The t
Saddam Hussein
BAGHDAD, IRAQ- April 23, 1997 - Saddam Hussein today announced his pledge to fight terrorism, starting with "the fool who crashed my 286 wit
Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm!!
The incidence of coincidence is so prevalent, that it cannot be considered coincidence.Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John
CLINTON'S PARROT JOKE
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot.
"Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does," the manager told h
Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president
UN meeting
At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
The Israeli Consul
Indian
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lav
Laloo`s Threat
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front repli
Close to home!
GARY, Indiana - Last Monday FBI agents busted a $1,000-a-day cocaine ring being run out of City Hall, allegedly by the city`s chief computer programer
Wedding day blues!
Pakistan announced a ban on lavish wedding feasts. Explaining such
celebrations cause financial hardships for the poor and middle classes,
lawmakers
Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Lallo : Oh yes! In most gov
Bush and Gore
Bush and Gore were sitting in a restaurant to discuss the craziness of the
election.When the waitress came to take their orders, Gore said, "I'll ta
