New Lamborghini


Posted on 24th Mar 2015 05:12 pm by mohit kumar

Girl : I want to breakup with you.

You don't ever call me, you get lost.

Boy : Arre main busy tha,

new Lamborghini Aventador liya maine.

Girl : awwww!!! My jaanu So cute.
Kab li ? ?
Kaha hai ? ?
Baby meet me na.

Boy : Laptop pe, NFS game mai.

Girl : Bhaad mai Ja Tu.

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