Types of Woman:
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!!
BF Chahiye kabir singh jesa or daaru na pita ho.
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No One
Gali Me sab Aunty Log
Sarfaraz + Vin Diesel + Ajay Devgan Be Like...
Sarfaraz + Vin Diesel + Ajay Devgan Be Like...
When Teacher Ask Question To Students
When Teacher Ask Question To Students
Husband :-इतनी अच्छी चटनी कैसे बना ले
People In Whatsapp Status Right Now
People In Whatsapp Status Right Now
When Someone Touches Your Neck With Cold Hands Be Like..
When Someone Touches Your Neck With Cold Hands..
Shanivaar ki raat abhishek ke sath
Ab har ghar mein paida hoga chhota ABHISHEK. Kyu?
Kyu ki ZE
When Students Gives Stupid Answer
Teacher - Which Mammal is Know To spend most of it's life in air but gives birth on land..
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Mom- Kaun tha Phone Par..
Me - Friend Tha.
Mom - Vastav Mein bata
