One Liner Jokes

At The End Race Finish

 

At the start of a race you’re Norwegian, in the middle of the race you&rsquo

Family Reunion

 

You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to meet girls…

Bcoz they Are Brother

 

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there fa

Kanoon Ke Hath

 

कानून के हाथ बड़े लंबे होते हैं,

Ghar Ke Nalayak

 

घर की इज्जत बेटियों के हाथ में ह

Chuck Norris - Dial The Number

 

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

Sarkari Naukari wala

 

सरकारी नौकरी वाले लड़के रिश्तेद

Remand Or Demand

पुलिस रिमांड से मारती है और पत्नी डिम

Bhla ho Facebook Whatsapp ka

 

भला हो “फेसबुक”और whatsapp का वरन

Tu Pyar Hai Kisi Or Ka

 

“आज भी हमारे देश में ‘तू प्य

Galti Se Recharge

 

दुनिया का सबसे मजबूर और बेचारा

Mooh Band Nahi Hota

 

भीषण से भीषण ठंड भी महिलाओं की स

Waqt Nahi Gujarta

 

वक़्त ख़राब हो तो फिर भी कट जाता ह

Buy Happiness

It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...

Feel the Rain

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

True Friendship

TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.

Break Down

Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.

My wife and I

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Most of It

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Nobody Cares

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

 

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