Pati Ki Kismat


Posted on 10th Jan 2020 11:59 am by rohit kumar

पति और पत्नी में जगडा हो जाता है तब…

पत्नी : मैं अपने माईके चली जाऊँगी ।

पति : अहो भाग्य हमारे !

पत्नी : बाद में तुम्हें हैरान करने वाला कोई नहीं होगा…

पति : अहो भाग्य हमारे !

पत्नी : में Suicide कर लूंगी…

पति : अहो भाग्य हमारे !

पत्नी : बाद में मुझे याद कर आँसू बहाओंगे ।

पति: जैसा भाग्य हमारा… !

पत्नी : जाओ.. सभी बातों में तुम्हारा अच्छा भाग्य हो, तो में Suicide नहीं करती !

पति : दुर्भाग्य हमारे…

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