Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason....
Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Me- Trying To Sleep..
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Mosquito Be Like- Pa p
OLX Pe Kisne Dal Diya
Pagal Ladki
अपने bf से रातों को चोरी-छुपे बात करन
Agar Ladki Loyal To Ladka Kaat Dega..
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Agar Ladka Loyal To Ladki Kaat Degi..
नौकर :- मैडम घर में मेहमान आये हैं
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गर्लफ्रेंड: मेरे पापा ने मुझे नया मोब
Gonna tell My Kids
I can remember where I got married.
I can remember when I got married.
I just can