Someone- jiska banda loyal hai uski bandi loyal nahi,jiski bandi loyal hai uska ba
चूहे भी ससुरे इंजीनियरिंग सीख कर आते
Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?
Alia Bhatt: Yes,
Perfect Girl is duniya mai nhi milti hai...
A perfect girl:
Na kabhi tang karti hai,
na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai,
na ka
In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Jab Vaishali Vishal Ban Jaye
How’d you come out that fight with your wife?”
“She came
Itni Khubsurat Ho Tumhare Do To Bante Hai
Itni Khubsurat Ho Tumhare Do To Bante Hai
लड़का फ़ोन पर क्यों बे कुत्ते के पिल्लै
Mera beta Memer Banega..
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Le Beta - han Maloo