Tonight Dinner Hot Pocket
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Momma dialed 9-1-1
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Don't Do It
Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.
Yo Momma Thoughts
Yo momma is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
People Thinks Momma Fat
Yo mamas so fat… when her beeper goes off, people thinks she is backing up!
Listening...
Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
Parked Car
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Plasma TV...
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
A Bakery...
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
World Wide
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Made the iPad
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Climbed over a Glass
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Call Button
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" butto
Lowered the Prices
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Eat the Spam
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
Phone Number
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
"I need your weight not your phone number."
