This is a Virus
WARNING
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your Computer off it WON'T WORK AG
Battery Low
Friend 1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend 2: Kyu?
Friend
Confidential Information
Dad: What time did you go to bed last night?
Boy: Sorry but that information is confident
Mujh Per Hans Rahi Hai
A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“
Friend:
Dil Chura Liya
Patient to Nurse: I Love You.
Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat
Order Order
Judge: Order! Order!
Pappu: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.
A Maths Teacher
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and
Vidya Ke Liye
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tu
Ek Chota Baccha
Ek chota baccha bahut der se,
Ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki
Ghanti bajane ki
Master Ka Ghar
Bhola: Itne kum marks?
Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo
Beta Papa Se
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki,
Mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar
Money talks
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Relationships
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Main Reason
Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
Concept of one inch
Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile
Some Memory
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
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