Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam
Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.
Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
Kejriwal Batting ke liye taiyaar hai lekin
Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain
1. Koi tej gend
Kejriwal Ne 12 Baje kiya dhamaal
Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..
Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun tod
Indian definition of Electricity
Teacher: What is Electricity ?
Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extre
This is 21st Century
21st Century
Our Phones: Wireless
Cooking: Fireless
Cars: Keyless
Food: Fatlewss
Never Underestimate the power
Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angry w
Husband, Wife and A Phone Call
Phone rings at night…
Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife (on p
Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mei
Santa aur Teacher
Santa at his best..
Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet?
Teacher tries ag
Beautiful Girl
Boy: Hey !
.
Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
.
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
Rahul Gandhi for 2019 Elections
Breaking News
Rahul Gandhi has started early preparation for 2019 polls.
Slogan is ready
Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt
Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)&
India has all JUGAAD
5 Ke Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao ?
China : Mazak Mat Karo.
Japan : Namumkin
American : S
Girls heart is like water
Girl’s heart is like water,
Boy’s heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobile,
3 Ways to write in an Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM:
1 Look up for INSPIRATION,
2 Look down for CONCENTRATION
a
Classic insult
Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?
Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!!
Boyfriend:
While in examination hall
While in examination hall :
1st one hour – calligraphy
2nd one hour – cursive
Got married recently
Employee to his boss,
“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”
The bo
Bachcha aur Milk
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?
Doctor: Haa, hota hai!
Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir b
Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley
Hey Celina Jaitley….
Nice budget by your father…
regards:
Alia Bhatt