Alia Bhatt - Abki Bhatt Modi Sarkar
Interviewer- Modi ka first name kya hain?
Alia bhatt: Abkibaar.
Sajid Khan and farah Khan fall tall Building
Que : If Sajid Khan and Farah Khan fall off a very tall building, who will survive?
Ans : I
Bahu rocked sasur Shocked
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : Buddhe ab bas
Motu ka Khatarnak Sawal
मोटू: गणित का सवाल पूछ सकता हूं?
पतल
Student And Teacher Miss Call
स्टूडेंट (टीचर से) : Miss आपने कल मुझे कॉल क
Banta Aur Bhagwan Var Maango Vats
Banta Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karna Shuru Kari. Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar
Santa Banta Jungle Gaye
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya.
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mi
STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK BOYS AND GIRLS
STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
Girl Status: I am feeling sad… 952 comments
Boy to Girl Before Exam
Boy to a girl before the exam:
Hey all d best Girl:
All da best to u too But g
Khana Khaoge Ya Talwe Chaat Ke Aaye Ho
एक कांग्रेसी रात को घर देर से पहुंच
Dr. Kya Tum Congressi Ho
डा: मरीज की आँखे चेक करके बोला क्या
Husband Silent Wife Violent
Khatarnak, Jaanleva Technology problem-
Wife to husband – where were you on Saturday night?
Wife Checked Husband Phone
One day a wife checked the names/contact saved in her husband's mobile
Eye treatment
Treatment of
The recession came / became bigger than 2008, 2020 recession, then the market had dropped on average 889 points every month, this year average of 4000 points
भारत और दुनिया के बाजारों में कोरोना म
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana
Dad- beta ek beer and ek frooty lana..
Me - Acha Toh Aap frooty piyenge..
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Dad..
Ab To aadat si h mujhko,aise jeene ki
Pura din Online rehte ho ghar se dant nahi padti..
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Me - Ab To aadat si h mujhko,ai
Pura Khandaan Pagal hai..
Attending a family function and realising mera pura khandaan
pagal hai..
Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi
Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi..
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Me - Hum mar Jayenge..
Me - Ajeeb Pagal Hai Ye
Relatives - Beta Pehchana..
Me- Nahi uncle.
Relative - Pehchanoge kaise hum pehli baar mil rahe ha
When somebody uses your hotspot
When somebody uses your hotspot and complains about speed..
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Me - Kuch to sharam
