Alia And Boman
Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia
Boman: Alia do you know MS office?
Alia: If you tell me the a
Bollywood Me Pyar Karne Ka Pesa Lagta Hai
Film me sharukh khan kajol ko pyar kar raha tha..
Wife : Dekho Sarukh kajol ko kitna pyar karta hai
Bollywood funny jokes
Bollywood funny joke
‘Aaaaau!’
‘Wooooww!’
‘Aaaaau!’
Going for a movie
Pappu apne dosto se :
Akshay kumar ki nayi movie aa rahi hai …
Naam”Toilet”
Ab
Wife- today i want to relax
Wife:
Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three t
Horror night And Beautiful Night
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your ted
Anna - Elephant Baby
Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Santa - eat different types of cheese
Teacher : Name different types of Cheese.
Santa :
1. White
2. Cottage
3.
Santa Banta Go for Pizza
Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.
Santa asks Banta “Shall I cut the p
Santa- Please Give me two of them
One day Santa goes to buy a computer.
Shopkeeper : This machine will reduce your work by ha
Qayamat ka din
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi ?
Student: yes sir, jab Vaille
Sweet Memories
Sweet memories ..lovely
Awesome lines
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
In
Samajwadi Party logo
If Samajwadi Party breaks up into small political parties they will have logos like tyre, tu
Mamta Hates
Mamata hates CPM because they're left.
Mamata hates BJP because they're right.
Mamata hates the ar
Sonia and Rahul
Sonia: Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ?
Rahul: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all ac
Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaa
Patni- patthar nahi chaba sakte
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLA
Husband text to wife on cell
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..
Sasural Me Damad Ka Sammaan Kyu hota Hai
साली: अच्छा जीजू एक बात बताओ... सस
