Opening Ceremony
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair busi
Teacher- 8 ka half kitna hoga
टीचर - 8 के आधे कितने होंगे
होशियार छ
Teacher- Class Me Kyu So Rahe Ho
साइंस टीचर- क्लास में सो रहे हो क्या ?
&nbs
Dentist- this will Hurt You
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist
Eating Dreams
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow
Just A Friendly Reminder
Just a friendly reminder :
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
How Burned 2000 calories
Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."
Friend: "How?"
Me: "I forgot to take my brownies
Pati- Kon C Sabji Hai Ye
खाना खाने बैठे पति ने अपनी पत्
Patni- Sutli Bomb ka kya karoge
पति- सुतली बम है क्या??
Alia Bhatt- Lets go For Movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia
Alia bhatt- Aur Colour Dikhao
Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi..
Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha..
jise
Salmaan- Aaj Kuch toofani karte hai
Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:
Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!
B
Daaru Piyo Bhai daaru
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
DARU nahi chhod
Jacob- Why Teacher wearing sunglasses
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright stude
Nate- School is cave People
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history
Santa Ka 20 Saal baad Bacha Hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
After An Accident
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
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Girls- I Will Divide your Sorrow
Girl : I will divide all your sorrows after marriage
Boy : But where am I sad ?
Girl : I’m t
GF- Call rakho me karti hu
कितना लकी होगा वो बॉयफ्रेंड
जिसकी गर्
Modi Ji- Tuje Mhare Pe Bharosa Na Hai Ke
सोनिया गाँधी- मोदीजी क्या आप राम मंदिर
