Santa- Please Give me two of them
One day Santa goes to buy a computer.
Shopkeeper : This machine will reduce your work by ha
Qayamat ka din
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi ?
Student: yes sir, jab Vaille
Sweet Memories
Sweet memories ..lovely
Awesome lines
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
In
Samajwadi Party logo
If Samajwadi Party breaks up into small political parties they will have logos like tyre, tu
Mamta Hates
Mamata hates CPM because they're left.
Mamata hates BJP because they're right.
Mamata hates the ar
Sonia and Rahul
Sonia: Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ?
Rahul: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all ac
Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaa
Patni- patthar nahi chaba sakte
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLA
Husband text to wife on cell
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..
Sasural Me Damad Ka Sammaan Kyu hota Hai
साली: अच्छा जीजू एक बात बताओ... सस
Ladki Ki Umar Mat Puchna
दो लड़कियां बस में सीट के लिए लड़ रही थ
ladki ko kese Impress kese kare
लड़की को इम्प्रेस कैसे करे ?
उनकी क
Na Nahane Walo ke sath holi khelenge
जो पूरी सर्दी नहीं नहाए
हो रही है उनको
Happy Holi to All
मेरी ओर से...
सरकारी नौकरी वाले को 'हैपी
What is Whatsapp
WhatsApp छोटे बच्चो के diaper की तरह होता है&hel
Soney Par Loan Diya Jata Hai
हमारा एडमिन भी गजब है,
वो सवेरे सवे
Alia bhatt- Miss Call maar Ke Vote Dete hai
Mahesh Bhaat:Vote dene chalein?
Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote
David Dhawan ka Beta Shikhar Dhawan
Issi Beech 'Alia Bhatt' Ne David Dhawan Ko Unke Bete Shikhar Dhawan Ke Shatak Maarne Par Bad
Aloknath's Bahu - Bas Kar Budhhe
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu
