Michael Jackson is a god
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?”
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Bush Aur Laalu
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta ha
Judge- Chhod Do is masoom ko
Judge- Kya Sabut Hai ki jab accident hua tab tum car tej nahi chla rahe the..
Victi
Santa - Ton Ton ton
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs=
Stupid Santa
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skelet
Santa Cheated By Shopkeeper
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa: Radio label shows Made in Ja
Santa Singh Married
The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.'
The man on his left says, 'J
Pati - Daaru Pekar Ghar Aaya
Pati- Daru Peekar Raat Ko Late Ghar Aata Hai.
Patni- Haath Me Jhhadu Liye Samne Khadi Dhikti Hai.
Girl Rocked Boy Shocked
Boy : Where write your name ?
On the hand or in the heart ?
Girl : love me so much
Boy : try and
After Coffee With karan
After coffee with karan
Star world TV is planning:-
Tea with Modi
Horlicks with Rahul &am
Boy to Girl we cant get married
Boy : Yesterday I went to your home
It seems we can not get married
Girl : Why, did Papa meet ?
B
Imaandar Kejriwal
सुबह का बेईमान
अगर शाम को केजरीवाल के
Modi Ji ka Road Show
मोदी जी का वाराणसी रोड शो बिलकुल फ़
Ek Aurat Chunao Me Khadi Hui
एक औरत चुनाव में खड़ी हुई
सहेली – व
Chamche- Ab Hoga Insaaf
भाई माफ़ी मांगता फिर रहा है,
बहन चु
Husband and wife wish
Wife : I wish, i was newspaper so i would be in your hands all-day.
Husband : I too
Two Golden Rules For Happy rules
Two Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage
1-The wife is always right.
2-When you feel she is wrong s
Find Expiry Date In Marriage Certificate
A wife to her husband : “Honey, what are you doing?”
Husband :
Single Life Vs Married Life
When you are single you see happy couple every where,
.
But
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When u r married
.
you see Happy
Funny jokes yo momma
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say stea
