Alia Bhatt- Lets go For Movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia
Alia bhatt- Aur Colour Dikhao
Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi..
Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha..
jise
Salmaan- Aaj Kuch toofani karte hai
Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:
Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!
B
Daaru Piyo Bhai daaru
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
DARU nahi chhod
Jacob- Why Teacher wearing sunglasses
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright stude
Nate- School is cave People
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history
Santa Ka 20 Saal baad Bacha Hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
After An Accident
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
&
Girls- I Will Divide your Sorrow
Girl : I will divide all your sorrows after marriage
Boy : But where am I sad ?
Girl : I’m t
GF- Call rakho me karti hu
कितना लकी होगा वो बॉयफ्रेंड
जिसकी गर्
Modi Ji- Tuje Mhare Pe Bharosa Na Hai Ke
सोनिया गाँधी- मोदीजी क्या आप राम मंदिर
Rahul Ko lekar Aana Hoga
कोई बहाना नहीं चलेगा शपथ ग्रहण समा
Police inspector And Husband
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending le
Shadi Kyu hoti hai
Shaadi kya hoti hai ye samajhane ke lie ek scientist ne shaadi kar li.
ab usako samajh nahin aa rah
Birthday Gift For Mother In Law
A husband and his wife were out shopping. The wife suddenly remembered that her mother&rsquo
Birthday Present
Me: Happy birthday!
I got you a Rubix cube!
Friend: I hate you.
Me: why
New Funny Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Mama is so big… meaning, she runs the PTA and everyone knows her at the grocery store beca
Yo Momma Laugh
Yo Mama’s laugh… is so contagious that the CDC issued a travel ban on anyone who came t
Kinna Sohna Tenu Rabb Ne Banaya
किना सोहना तेनू रब्ब ने बनाया
वाह ..
Ek Pagal Tha
एक पागल था …
बिलकुल पागल था…
एकदम
