Mother - You Enjoyed First Day of School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back t
Job interviewer and Mr jeffries
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffr
China One Billion Population
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a
Patient - I have pain in my eye
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out o
Foreigner Boy call 911
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting ov
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A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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A Genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each
Girl - you are good dancer except two things
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl
Little Johnny feels guilty
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there
Doctor and Patient
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Clever Santa
How can Santa kill a lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion:
Idiot Santa
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
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santa - my number is 4
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Santa.
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Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: I
Santa- What is the name your car
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sar
Salesman vs Santa
Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Santa: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Santa: No. If I giv
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Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulde
Boss- where are you born
Boss: Where were you born?
santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
santa: What 'which part'? Wh
Inerviewer to santa
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but
Bank Manger to santa
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase
