Desh Me Rehne le liye
देश में रहने के लिए आधार..
और
भागने
Why Married
I can remember where I got married.
I can remember when I got married.
I just can’t remember
Wife Requested to divorce
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge.
woman : “Your honor, I want to divorce my hus
Wife Wanted
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
New App For Health
I have downloaded this new app.
Its great, it tells you what to wear,
what to eat and
Funny joke Of the day
It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...
He keeps standing
Opening Ceremony
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair busi
Teacher- 8 ka half kitna hoga
टीचर - 8 के आधे कितने होंगे
होशियार छ
Teacher- Class Me Kyu So Rahe Ho
साइंस टीचर- क्लास में सो रहे हो क्या ?
&nbs
Dentist- this will Hurt You
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist
Eating Dreams
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow
Just A Friendly Reminder
Just a friendly reminder :
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
How Burned 2000 calories
Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."
Friend: "How?"
Me: "I forgot to take my brownies
Pati- Kon C Sabji Hai Ye
खाना खाने बैठे पति ने अपनी पत्
Patni- Sutli Bomb ka kya karoge
पति- सुतली बम है क्या??
Alia Bhatt- Lets go For Movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia
Alia bhatt- Aur Colour Dikhao
Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi..
Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha..
jise
Salmaan- Aaj Kuch toofani karte hai
Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:
Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!
B
Daaru Piyo Bhai daaru
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
DARU nahi chhod
Jacob- Why Teacher wearing sunglasses
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright stude
