Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Lallo : Oh yes! In most gov
Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
Hell for Gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
"Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure whether t
Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper,
Real Life & Commands
5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance.
India on The Up and Up.
But some of these trades are much riskier than others. Many of the countries in Eastern Europe who currently offer the highest yields are also subject
General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up
with t
India's 2009 General Election Delivers A Surprise Outcome
Contrary to exit poll findings and widespread expectations of a closely fought race, India's ruling Congress Party - formally the Indian National Cong
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW - World Wide Wait
DOS - Defunct Operating System
IBM - I Blame Mi
India’s Christians: politics of violence in Orissa
A catastrophic flood across the northeast
Indian state of Bihar has displaced tens of thousands of people and caused
untold damage to the meagre pro
Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Power
India's options after Mumbai
Despite all the evidence that investigators claim links the Mumbai attacks to groups and individuals in Pakistan, India's options vis-à-vis its hosti
Technical fault
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward
Indian Economy 2009
After several years of rapid growth, 2009, will prove a testing year for India.
Inflation Inflation continues to pose a threat. Inflation peaked at
India: states of insecurity
A series of blasts in court compounds acrossthree cities in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh killed fifteen persons andinjured over eighty on 23 Nove
Super Computer!
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped
India and Pakistan: partition lessons
The sixtieth anniversary of the independence of Pakistan and India on 14-15 August 2007 has prompted official celebration in both countries, as well a
The writer and his art
It was a holiday. But before I would enjoy the mood, I was disturbed by an inexplicable wave of thought.I could not make out what it was. Sudddenly I
BANARASI SAREE
Banarasi SAREE In the world of
fashion ‘Banarasi Saree’ remains the Indian ‘SUN’ and has been a
subject of great inspiration and
Indian Culture
We live in a world where stress and an unbalanced materialistic focus make the quest for spirituality grow in urgency.
The culture of India, its peo
