you are an Internet Junkie when...

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Other articles

Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our Priority Out of Hours

India’s Christians: politics of violence in Orissa
A catastrophic flood across the northeast Indian state of Bihar has displaced tens of thousands of

Romantic Birthday Ideas
Birthdays are a special time for everyone, even the forever twenty-niners. The day should be celebra

Hairstyles for Men with Curly Hair
Different hairstyles for curly hair helps reduce frizzing. One should try out the hairstyle that sui

Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.Even your smallest mistakes are

How Life Changes...

EK aisa waqt tha...

Dost bolte the...

"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai"

Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "

Indian Culture
We live in a world where stress and an unbalanced materialistic focus make the quest for spiritualit

Are You a Professional?
How you look, talk, write, act and work determines whether you are a professional or an ama

General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the a