you are an Internet Junkie when...

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Other articles

Being different

"Being different is not wrong it can

 actually be a beautiful thing"

What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW - World W

India and Pakistan: partition lessons
The sixtieth anniversary of the independence of Pakistan and India on 14-15 August 2007 has prompted

India's options after Mumbai
Despite all the evidence that investigators claim links the Mumbai attacks to groups and individuals

IT company
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss

OH Women!!
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is <

Are You a Professional?
How you look, talk, write, act and work determines whether you are a professional or an ama

Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back

Pilot`s eyesight!
An airline pilot with poor eyesight managed to pass his periodic vision exams by memorizing the ey

General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the a