Friend 1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend 2: Kyu?
Friend 1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low”
Ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
Ghor Kalyug-
Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai..
G
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
संता और बंता दोनों भाई एक
ही
Celebrity वो व्यक्ति होता है जो सारी जिंद
Manhoos Time Par Propose Kar Diya
Manhoos Time Par Propose Kar Diya
Me - Asur Bol Asur
She - Asur
Me - tumhare Papa mer
What if You Will Stop Sharing Memes
What if You Will Stop Sharing Memes
You-re Always on Facebook..
.
.
i Serve the Meme union
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
संता को ड्रिप लगी थी
जब
