Husband Wife Jokes

Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor

Share The Secret o Longetivity
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-p

Fading Beauty !
In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by h

Very Friendly Friends
A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby.

Wife's Lover !
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private in

Toilet Paper Miracle
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her br

Wife's Lovers
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early

Funeral Service
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

At the en

Cheating Wife!
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

Prescription For Love
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmac

Wedding Night
Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel.

The following morning, Nanc

What Makes a Great Couple?
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselin

Valentine's Day Gift
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.

After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just

The New Wife
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everythin

Great News
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Prett

Married Men
There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a woma

Rising Phone Bills
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that poste

Husband`s Affair
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the

Golf Trouble
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn't matter what kind of weather

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and


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