Husband Wife Jokes

Checkmate
Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..??

Missed Call from Wife
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does..

Tsunami
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami......... One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves

Bangkok tour
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate.. Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli ja

IT Conversation :
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you b

Successful Marriage
Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE. Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses & Wife Takes it

Phone in wife hand
Its like a Mini Heart Attack, wen Men dont find their Mobile in their Pocket... & Its almost like

1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol dalva ke kahan jana

professional couple..
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife

Sahan Shakti
Wife : Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti. Wife : To Phir Purush Ka

Computer engineer!
A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when t

Umbalo-Gong
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands a

Lazy Husband
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.<

Bad Luck
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his b

 

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