Sarkari Office....


Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 12:48 pm by admin

U will love this one...... Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?! City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government. , and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there. Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there? City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate. Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught? City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!
110 Like 50 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

When Her BF is Offline for The Last 2 Days And He Finally Comes Online

 

When Her BF is Offline for The Last 2 Days And He Finally Comes Online..

.

Chicken dinner karne se tumko corona ho jayega

 

GF- Baby Tum PUBG Mat khelo

BF - kyu

GF - Chicken dinner karne se

Bechara ladka

 

कुंडली मिलवानी है तो सास और बहू

Ladkiyo ka naya trend !!!

Aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka naya trend..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Everybody Needs to Work From Home

 

Everybody Needs to Work From Home

When Police Ask Where Are You Going without Mask Me Be Like

 

Police - Where Are You Going without Mask..

.

.

.

Biwi Se Jyda Kapde Respect Dete hai

 

बीबी से ज्यादा respect मुझे उसकेअलम

Ye Pyaar Ka Chakkar Humse Nahi Ho Payega

 

Someone - I Love You.

.

.

.

Me - Ye Pyaar Ka Chakk

Buy Happiness

It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...

New Movie-Baap Ka Kehar

Son came late…

Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??

 

Beta: – Mo

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash