Sarkari Office....


Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 12:48 pm by admin

U will love this one...... Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?! City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government. , and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there. Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there? City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate. Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught? City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!
110 Like 50 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Birthday Boy Cake

 

जो लोग बर्थडे केक को

मुंह पर

Mereko To Esa Dhak Dhak Horela Hai

 

Mereko To Esa Dhak Dhak Horela Hai

Green Zone,Ornage Zone,Red Zone

Green Zone,Ornage Zone,Red Zone

2020 Graduation Pictures be Like

 

2020 Graduation Pictures be Like

Sarkar Aur Sharabi

Sarkar Aur Sharabi

When Sister Ask Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu

 

Sister - Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu main..

.

.

.

Brother -

When Students Gift To Teacher America Vs In India...

When Students Gift To Teacher America Vs In India...

Doctors and Students

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
.
.
.

Sunday Matlab Holiday

लड़का – हर सन्डे के दिन आपके चेहरे

Mosquito Like

 

 एक आदमी ने फेसबुक पे स्टेटस ड

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash