Sarkari Office....

Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 12:48 pm by admin

U will love this one...... Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?! City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government. , and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there. Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there? City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate. Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught? City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!

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Tauba Tauba Sara Mood Khara Kar Diya

 

Tauba Tauba Sara Mood Khara Kar Diya

Shadi Ke Baad Azadi Khatam

 

किसी ने एक शादी शुदा आदमी से पुछ

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Why Married

I can remember where I got married.

I can remember when I got married.

I just can

Sorry Ki Spelling

Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.
Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!
Ladki: Andha hai kya.

Thank You Ramanand Sagar ji And Ravinder Jain Ji

 

Thank You Ramanand Sagar ji And Ravinder Jain Ji

santa gaya tha khaata khulwane

संता : आज बैक मे बेइजजती हो

गयी। खा�

ladki- karo karo me bhi kisi or se pyar karti hu

लड़का - तुमसे कुछ कहना था, कहूं? 

&nbs

Aye yede..tere Baap Ki Shaadi Hai Kya Re

 

Techer- test kabh rakhe..

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