Sarkari Office....


Posted on 2nd Sep 2014 12:48 pm by admin

U will love this one...... Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?! City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government. , and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there. Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there? City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate. Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught? City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!
110 Like 50 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Trump- Topa Ho ka

Trump: So tell me How was your trip to Kanpur?

Ivanka:

3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...

3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di

Aaj Maine Namkeen Mixture Ko Unmix Kiya

 

Aaj Maine Namkeen Mixture Ko Unmix Kiya

Sad Truth...

Sad Truth

Aashique Ne Dooba Diya

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar

bola shahjahan ka pota..

 

Taj Mahal ko dekh k

Is Momos Wale Ke Pet Me Baan Maariye Prabhu

Oli - Sita Ka Vivah Jis ram se hua wo nepali the..

.

.

.

.

<

Me Downloads Free Cracked Software, Virus Entering computer Be Like..

 

Me Downloads Free Cracked Virus Software, Entering computer Be Like..

When You See It

When You See It

Nate- School is cave People

 

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?

Kate: Why?

Nate: Beca

Sasural Ke Laddu

पति- सुतली बम है क्या??

पत्नी- दिवाल

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash