Happy Birthday, Sister
Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you were able to make
another trip around the state.
So, let's
A Word To Husbands
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up
Green Colour
Green is so important
Because we see it all around
It's up very high on the trees
And on the grass that is on the ground
Green is the colo
Messy Room
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is bec
After The Party
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it's here.
Can't find my keys, where's my shoes.
I gotta go take an
Playing Dodgeball
So much thrown at me,
And up against a wall
I feel like I've spent my life,
Playing a game of dodgeball.
Something was thrown from the lef
King For A Day
I'm resting here quite regally,
The feature of the table.
Surrounded by potatoes that
I'd taste if I were able.
My subjects, scrubbed and
Problem On The Holidays
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost al
Laughter Is A Gift
Laughter is a gift
It doesn't mean your fit
But it will soften any tension
It could be considered Stress prevention.
Find a reason to laug
Take The Time
Who learns and learns,
Nor acts on what he knows,
Is one who plows and plows,
But never takes the time to sow.
They say talk is cheap
It
Two Beers...
Larry came into my bar
Every day to drink two beers.
"My brother’s death; one’s for him,"
He said, his eyes full of tears.
Eac
I’m Going to Be Famous
I’m going to be famous!
I’m going to be great!
For every award
I’m the best candidate.
I’ve got an idea
to solve
The Good Little Boy
Once there was a boy who never
Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
Never made his sister mad,
Never whipped for bein' bad,
Never scolded by his Ma,
How And When
We are often greatly bothered
By two fussy little men,
Who sometimes block our pathway -
Their names are How and When.
If we have a task o
Dirty Face
Where did you get such a dirty face,
My darling dirty-faced child?
I got it from crawling along in the dirt
And biting two buttons off Jeremy's shi
How and When
We are often greatly bothered
By two fussy little men,
Who sometimes block our pathway -
Their names are How and When.
If we have a task o
Too Careful
I don't believe in taking excess risks,
But a person can be excessively careful, too.
A friend of mine checks every detail twice;
He's the most met
Teenage Princess
I know how it is to need money--
As much as I can get;
My teenager goes to the mall,
And I go into debt.
Most kids' first words are "Ma-ma
Thank God For Plumbers
Two old friends met on the street,
Hadn't talked in many a year;
"How's your family,?" asked this dear old friend,
"I'd really like to hear."
&nbs
My Big Fat Cat
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
That's where he'll be found.
He's good at eating.
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