Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater's been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or--
Huh? You say it's mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!
Do I love you?
Look into my eyes.
The shine you see is the light of my soul.
Shadows on the wall
Noises down the hall
Life doesn't frighten me at all
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
It feels good to be in your arms,
to feel the warmth of your touch.
I love to loo
Life's too short to be wasted.
It passes just once, so make the most out of it.
L
As you travel on life's way
With its many ups and downs,
Remember it's quite true
I waited, and you didn't come.
I called, and you didn't answer.
I knocked, but yo
Laid my head upon your chest
Your arms encircled me,
It was, My Love, as if we we
The people upstairs all practice ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Thei
The best kinds of people are warm and kind.
They are always there and they never mind.
