On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
You brought me sunshine
when I only saw rain.
You brought me laughter
whe
Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley — but
Say yes, and we could surf the highest waves,
Your hand in mine, never losing faith.
Sometimes you have to push yourself just to get out of bed.
You stay up 'til 2 am just wi
The things I've seen will scar me for life.
Growing up, I've seen wrong and very little o
While you weren't here
I cried every night.
A million tears fell,
Still,
It's the touch that gives you comfort.
It's the touch that makes you feel.
It's s
I lay in my bed and think about you.
I love you so much' I don't know what to do.
The time will come
when, with elation,
you will greet yourself arriving
a
The Years have passed by,
In the blink of an eye,
Moments of sadness,
And
