
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
Everyone's got a big mountain to climb,
All those with an incurable illness.
Each
You're the one for me
'cause you were made just for me.
Now I'm standing in front
Of all the things I've ever said,
Of all the tears I've ever shed,
Of all the thi
Life can seem an endless maze,
The twists and turns, lulls and delays,
But things
Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
Because She Was My Best Friend
Together we would laugh, together we would cry,
With each other, we'd never be shy.
have you ever had a kiss
that took you on a bliss
and left you with shaking knees
You tried so hard to win his love
You put your heart out on the line
He puts you
In our one short year together,
A love's grown deep within my heart
For such a ce