Problem On The Holidays


Posted on 4th Aug 2020 03:48 pm by rohit kumar

On New Year's Day, my cat ran away

For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine

On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies

On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer

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Om mother's day I went to see my father play

On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay

For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy

On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday

For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen

On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring

For Christmas I got syphilis

Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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Leaves crackle and crunch beneath my feet

as l inhale the air that smells so sweet

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Observing the stars,

You came into mind.

I thought about your love for me.

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Love And Hugs

A bunch of flowers,

A homemade cake,

That special gift,

A birthday steak.

Heartbroken..

You broke my heart

And won't repair it

You took my love

and won't give it

Your Smile On My Mind

I wake up every day with your smile on my mind.

It's a beautiful sight to behold, so soft

My Weakness

Until I met you my heart stood still

Like the moon and the sun

Their love is true

You Will Never See Me Fall

You may see me struggle,

but you won't see me fall.

Regardless if I'm weak or not

If You Think

If you think you can reach the sky,

Why don't you flap your wings to fly?

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Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond

somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond

any experience, your eyes have their sile

My Sister, My Friend

To me, you are an angel in disguise,

Full of intuition, intelligent and wise,

Alw

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