Problem On The Holidays


Posted on 4th Aug 2020 03:48 pm by rohit kumar

On New Year's Day, my cat ran away

For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine

On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies

On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer

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Om mother's day I went to see my father play

On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay

For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy

On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday

For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen

On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring

For Christmas I got syphilis

Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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In Jesus I Abide

No matter what happens in my life,

Sorrow or joy, rain or shine,

Whatever befalls

My Lonely Show

A little bit angry through the years,

A whole lot lonely through my tears.

A wond

Brighter Skies

If you awake to one more dreary day,

an empty heart with empty hours to kill,

rem

The Reason Why I Love You

Your eyes sparkle like a light being shined on two beautiful emeralds,

When I see you wal

We'll Take Fall Together

Shall we take Fall together,

go sifting through the fallen leaves

and gaze upon t

I Need It From You

Sometimes I'm confused and don't know what to do,

I need help and I need it from you.

What If We Were Really True?

What if we were really true

And said everything we thought

Could we then stop fee

Me And Chemistry

There's this subject called chemistry

how it works is a total mystery

it is an at

God's Gift To Me

You are my sunshine.

You are my shining star.

Everything I'm not,

You are

Wishes Don't Come True

I wish there were words to express how I feel,

But no words I see will do.

No wor

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