On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Her nature is the best.
Her smile has life.
Her eyes are full of love.
Sh
Be The Best Of Whatever Who You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley — but be
How do you wait
At least 3 years
For a possible soul mate
But have no fea
Life can seem an endless maze,
The twists and turns, lulls and delays,
But things
You used me.
I thought you were the key,
But the truth is that you used me,
This is your time
to no longer be who you were,
to rise from the embers,
You know the thing... right?
The thing that makes you feel good
The thing that ma
Nothing Like A Fifth Grade Crush
There's nothing like a fifth-grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.
<Shadows on the wall
Noises down the hall
Life doesn't frighten me at all
I'm resting here quite regally,
The feature of the table.
Surrounded by potatoes
