On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
We started as strangers.
We fell and became lovers.
We started with a, "Hi,"
My brother can eat.
Hide your fruits,
Hide your snacks,
Hide all your tre
Like a daisy in the sun,
she's my friend, she's no.1,
she is as sweet as a chocol
I like to blaze new trails
on the road to nowhere.
On a journey through time,
my sleeping angel
I opened my eyes and saw an angel
I took his hand and he lead m
Look at the stars tonight
As we see the same light
And in that moment
It
After the fierce midsummer all ablaze
Has burned itself to ashes, and expires
In
The world just sometimes feels like
I don't fit and don't belong,
And even when I
You are mine until the end.
I love you because you're my friend.
You were so kind
Life's too short to be wasted.
It passes just once, so make the most out of it.
L
