On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Sometimes you have to push yourself just to get out of bed.
You stay up 'til 2 am just wi
I could fill the oceans with the tears I've cried
Or cover the entire earth with blankets
Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley
When you proceed,
Some will say it can't be done
And that there is no need
<you have been my friend for a very long time
I asked you to bend and you made a rhyme
I am worthy. There is nothing
that can or will happen today that
could convince m
I am broken,
Shattered into irreparable pieces.
Who is going to save me?
What do I see in you? Oh boy. Oh boy,
I see mountains and rivers a lifetime of joy,
What has happened is never spoken,
And everything around me has been broken.
Ther
Like a daisy in the sun,
she's my friend, she's no.1,
she is as sweet as a chocol
