
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
You came into my life so quick
A beautiful friendship happened in a wink
My feeli
The people upstairs all practice ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Thei
I wake up every day with your smile on my mind.
It's a beautiful sight to behold, so soft
I'm resting here quite regally,
The feature of the table.
Surrounded by potatoes
Green is so important
Because we see it all around
It's up very high on the trees
I never knew love until I found you.
Always thought it was a myth until you showed me it
Peace and love,
his kiss is soft as a dove.
He makes me smile all the time
<Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
Girls!
They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought
Tomorrow's Unrevealed Blessings
Never judge the situation by the appearance
But by the Creator, who has your best interes