
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
It's done and it's over
I'm through with misery
No more sadness
No more y
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My
You Have Shattered Every Memory Of Us
You have drowned every emotion of us,
Held it underwater until it could no longer breathe
She is unique.
Every time I see her
I just can't seem to know how to speak.
What do I see in you? Oh boy. Oh boy,
I see mountains and rivers a lifetime of joy,
I was given a smile the other day
From someone who passed me on their way.
I wasn
Speak The Language Of Your Heart
Each day we wake is such a gift;
No moment's guaranteed.
Tomorrow isn't promised,
A friend is a person
who has always has your back,
a person
who has faith
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone
You brought me sunshine
when I only saw rain.
You brought me laughter
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