On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
The Terrifying Thing About Love
It is a terrifying thing
to watch love
walk in your direction
when you be
May your blessings be many
and your troubles be few.
And may you feel God's prese
Because She Was My Best Friend
Together we would laugh, together we would cry,
With each other, we'd never be shy.
I love your eyes and your soft sighs.
I love your inner beauty, too.
I love the w
My darling, remember those days long ago,
When we both held hands through rain and snow?<
How did this happen I continue to ask?
As I get online waiting for time to pass
Y
The joke was very funny
She laughed a lot of tears
When suddenly her eye fell out
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor
What can I do to love you?
For I’m charmed by you,
Your beauty.
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Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley — but
