
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
I Can Do Anything For You My Love
Your lips so soft and red.
The thought of kissing you is stuck in my head. &n
You say you love me
you say you care
But when you look into my eyes
I see
Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
It was a late night in September,
The beginning of autumn,
When the image of a st
Love me tomorrow, for it is a new day
Love me again like you did the first day
Lo
Sometimes I'm confused and don't know what to do,
I need help and I need it from you.
Leaves crackle and crunch beneath my feet
as l inhale the air that smells so sweet
<Look not back on yesterday
or what you have left behind.
For only today is yours
Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
Walk with me along the path,
And reach up toward the sky.
I'll be right beside yo