
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Some feelings are shallow, some feelings are deep.
Some make us smile, some make us weep.
It's done and it's over
I'm through with misery
No more sadness
No more y
Love is beautiful and great.
When you find the right person, it will be fate.
My
No Such Thing As Happy Endings
The first night they meet
He knew it to be true
This girl who lied before him
Just Who You Are Its Important
You've got quite an easy style
with a tender heart to match,
and how you'd wear a
Listen to my heart as it screams your name.
Look into my eyes as you fix the pain.
<I've got nothing left to say.
It's like the words ran away.
And I'
Go With Grace
Each morning of this month
When you rise upon your bed,
May it be with renewed grace
To face the
When I am hurt
And broken apart,
When I have no purpose in life,
You tell
All these days and nights without you here,
It's a little bit more than I can bear.