On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
We had our good days and we had our bad,
I thought I would never forget the times we had.
I am worthy. There is nothing
that can or will happen today that
could convince m
have you ever had a kiss
that took you on a bliss
and left you with shaking knees
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
I called you late last night
because I needed a friend.
But you, of course, didn'
The winds are wild
The lightning strikes
The thunder booms
The storm is c
To me, you're like an angel, sent by God above,
To cleanse my soul of sadness and fill it
Breathe in the fresh air,
Put your mind at ease.
Let down your hair,
Let
No Such Thing As Happy Endings
The first night they meet
He knew it to be true
This girl who lied before him
I Will Want To Grow Old With You
You can take me on a holiday
but I prefer to sit at home
you can buy me chocolate
