On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Look at the beauty in her eyes,
a glow that shines like the sunrise.
Her sm
My darling, remember those days long ago,
When we both held hands through rain and snow?<
Life is not just waking up one morning and saying, "Ok, I want this to happen."
It's abou
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
<Always and forever is so far away,
But know I'll stand by you for every last day,
Listen to my heart as it screams your name.
Look into my eyes as you fix the pain.
<my sleeping angel
I opened my eyes and saw an angel
I took his hand and he lead m
When first we touched,
My heart flew high,
On gossamer wings through a cloudless
Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
Come a little closer
Honey, come a little closer,
let me whisper in your ear.
