On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
The Hardest Thing I'll Ever Do
The hardest thing I'll ever do
Is let go of you
And look forward instead of back
From the first lingering glance
Shared by a pair of prying hearts
To the last diz
I told you I loved you.
You didn't hesitate to say it back.
You held me in your a
We dance circles around each other.
Making eye contact now and then.
Smiling, gig
Opposites
I say yes and you say no
I say bye and you say hello
Butterfly'
I'll be there for you no matter what.
I'll hold your hand when you're crying from that ba
Raindrops on window panes
Stars at night that are just airplanes
Sparks of light
Green is so important
Because we see it all around
It's up very high on the trees
What is love?
Love is a dangerous thing,
But once you find the one,
It al
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
