On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Pen and paper are my tools
To tell you "good job" or to call you a fool.
My prais
When into sorrow, my poor soul sinks
When a sound of despair in my heart rings
I'
You say you're afraid of being alone.
You can't do a thing on your own.
You don't
I don't go to sleep at night
because you haunt my dreams,
and waking up to find y
Young, carefree, innocent,
You sing, laugh, and dance,
Taking in all Gods' glory<
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
Sit up straight, speak with grace
Be a lady, fashionably late.
Always walk tall,
Larry came into my bar
Every day to drink two beers.
"My brother’s death; o
You know the thing... right?
The thing that makes you feel good
The thing that ma
Until I met you my heart stood still
Like the moon and the sun
Their love is true
