Problem On The Holidays


Posted on 4th Aug 2020 03:48 pm by rohit kumar

On New Year's Day, my cat ran away

For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine

On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies

On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer

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Om mother's day I went to see my father play

On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay

For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy

On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday

For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen

On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring

For Christmas I got syphilis

Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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Descending Trousers

Oh, dear,

Oh, my gosh,

I hope that no one saw,

I wish that I could laugh,

Final Moments

It wrecks me, that last moment

that played out so wrong.

Our hopeless eyes locked

You Are My Sunshine

You brought me sunshine

when I only saw rain.

You brought me laughter

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A Friendship Love

You have a gentle heart and a caring soul.

You use affectionate words to extol.

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Love Coming..

She had looked for his coming as warriors come,

With the clash of arms and the bugle's ca

Keep On Smiling

As you travel on life's way

With its many ups and downs,

Remember it's quite true

Broken Like Me

I see a sea of faces,

many I have never met,

but yet I feel compassion for them.<

Take The Time

Who learns and learns,

Nor acts on what he knows,

Is one who plows and plows,

Last Goodbye

I sit here waiting

waiting for you to see

that time is running out

come o

Road To Nowhere

I like to blaze new trails

on the road to nowhere.

On a journey through time,

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