On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Because She Was My Best Friend
Together we would laugh, together we would cry,
With each other, we'd never be shy.
you have been my friend for a very long time
I asked you to bend and you made a rhyme
I light a torch and hold it high
It shines so bright it lights the sky
You see th
A rose for every year,
many smiles for every tear
Way more of the first than ever
She had looked for his coming as warriors come,
With the clash of arms and the bugle's ca
No other friend is quite like you.
No other friend could do exactly what you do.
You have a friend in me,
Don't try and hide your feelings because your best friend can se
I'll be there for you no matter what.
I'll hold your hand when you're crying from that ba
Sometimes you may think you're alone,
And your feelings make you seem like a clone.
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
Are the words you'd hear Will Shakespeare say.<
