On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Pen and paper are my tools
To tell you "good job" or to call you a fool.
My prais
Be The Best Of Whatever You Are
If you can't be a pine on the top of the hill,
Be a scrub in the valley
You came into my life so quick
A beautiful friendship happened in a wink
My feeli
Remember when we first did meet,
our hearts rejoiced and skipped a beat.
Remember
You're a very special person.
I'm glad that you're my friend,
For when I need a l
Since all my steps are audience of my past,
a past damasked by relevant joys, pain, growt
The first time we ever met
Your name was all I knew
But as we got to know each ot
This feeling inside, I cannot hide.
This feeling inside, I can't deny.
After I knew the person you showed the world,
I searched for the person you are.
Nothing Like A Fifth Grade Crush
There's nothing like a fifth-grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.
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