
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
You have become my closest friend.
It's been just about a year,
And you're the on
I thought that I was chasing dreams
While I was walking down those fast streams.
Happy Birthday to my very best friend.
Your special day has come by again.
We had
The Terrifying Thing About Love
It is a terrifying thing
to watch love
walk in your direction
when you be
We all have many types of friends,
And in our lives, they come and go.
But if we
The winds are wild
The lightning strikes
The thunder booms
The storm is c
I remember the first time you talked to me,
I wasn't sure what to do.
No one ever
A friend is a person
who has always has your back,
a person
who has faith
That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
You brought me sunshine
when I only saw rain.
You brought me laughter
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