Problem On The Holidays


Posted on 4th Aug 2020 03:48 pm by rohit kumar

On New Year's Day, my cat ran away

For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine

On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies

On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer

Om mother's day I went to see my father play

On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay

For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy

On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday

For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen

On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring

For Christmas I got syphilis

Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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Remeber When

Remember when we first did meet,

our hearts rejoiced and skipped a beat.

Remember

Best Kinds

The best kinds of people are warm and kind.

They are always there and they never mind.

Could You Be The One?

It feels good to be in your arms,

to feel the warmth of your touch.

I love to loo

Missed Birthday

I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.

A special day, I know it's true.

But birthda

What She Is To Me

Look at the beauty in her eyes,

a glow that shines like the sunrise. 

Her sm

My Weakness

Until I met you my heart stood still

Like the moon and the sun

Their love is true

Drowning...

They come in waves,

my feelings for you.

And not pretty whitecaps

dancing

Only Us....

Laid my head upon your chest

Your arms encircled me,

It was, My Love, as if we we

What Your Friendship Means To Me

your friendship means the world to me

I've never met someone else like you

you me

Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?

You poison me with your eyes,

Your lips curving, drawing me in.

How can you trust

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