Problem On The Holidays


Posted on 4th Aug 2020 03:48 pm by rohit kumar

On New Year's Day, my cat ran away

For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine

On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies

On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer

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Om mother's day I went to see my father play

On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay

For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy

On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday

For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen

On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring

For Christmas I got syphilis

Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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Wondering why you have so much hate

Before you see it will be too late

Trying to

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A little bit angry through the years,

A whole lot lonely through my tears.

A wond

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As you travel on life's way

With its many ups and downs,

Remember it's quite true

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Happy Birthday to my very best friend.

Your special day has come by again.

We had

The Life Of A Cupcake

They put me in the oven to bake.

Me, a deprived and miserable cake.

Feeling the h

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She is unique.

Every time I see her

I just can't seem to know how to speak.

Always And Forever

Always and forever is so far away,

But know I'll stand by you for every last day,

Lovely Eyed Guy

your eyes are so dreamy

your lips are so soft

your body is so lovely

why

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Everyone's got a big mountain to climb,

All those with an incurable illness.

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My Love...

You gave me light

In my darkest of days.

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