On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
I saw the stars that shine
When I looked into your eyes.
I felt the pain inside
All these days and nights without you here,
It's a little bit more than I can bear.
It's strange the things you remember
And the things you seem to forget.
It's a ja
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor
You're the beauty in the sunrise,
The soft warmth shining in the trees.
Joyful li
Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you we
The friendship we have is so rare to find.
We hate to see each other in a bind.
W
When someone's having a bad day,
A smile could go a long way,
So make sure to put
I believe that love is loyalty.
It will always have your back.
It will bravely st
Time doesn’t heal wounds
to make you forget.
It doesn’
