
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
When you needed me I was there for you
I let you cry on me
I let you talk to me
She has a special way
Of turning around my terrible day.
She makes all the bad th
Who are you?
Where is the guy that I once knew?
Where did my friend go
an
A friend is like a star that twinkles and glows
Or maybe like the ocean that gently flows
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My
We didn't grow up together.
We didn't start as friends.
When we first got togethe
The Terrifying Thing About Love
It is a terrifying thing
to watch love
walk in your direction
when you be
Do I love you?
Look into my eyes.
The shine you see is the light of my soul.
If you take me,
Take me for who I am.
If you love me,
Accept me with all
So many people live around you,
But not all get close to your heart.
Some become