On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,
for today I discovered an old man starin
I have a feeling deep in my heart.
It feels like the fire of a flame.
It feels of
Whatever happened to us when did we end?
How long ago did I consider you a friend?
<From the day that I first knew you,
Your heart was pure and kind;
Your smile was
Look not back on yesterday
or what you have left behind.
For only today is yours
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
Hi
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor
I've always used words to describe him
In my mind.
I guess that's why I've found
Girls!
They protect you!
Mind you, correct you!
In ways you never thought
I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.
A special day, I know it's true.
But birthda
