On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
As long as the birds are singing,
As long as the fish can swim,
As long as the su
You have become my closest friend.
It's been just about a year,
And you're the on
Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
It's done and it's over
I'm through with misery
No more sadness
No more y
For so long, I wished for the day.
The day that our love would find its way.
From
Leaves crackle and crunch beneath my feet
as l inhale the air that smells so sweet
<If you awake to one more dreary day,
an empty heart with empty hours to kill,
rem
You used me.
I thought you were the key,
But the truth is that you used me,
I love your eyes and your soft sighs.
I love your inner beauty, too.
I love the w
The answer lies true in my heart,
So if I tell you, will you tear it apart?
Or wi
