
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
To me, you are an angel in disguise,
Full of intuition, intelligent and wise,
Alw
Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,
It's only through mistakes we make
We learn where we went wrong.
It's only when w
The touch of your hand,
The smell of your hair,
The naughtiness in your smile,
I'd give all I have to stay yours,
for you are everything I adore.
You open up th
Friendship is like life.
It goes away,
And comes again.
Fr
You're a very special person.
I'm glad that you're my friend,
For when I need a l
have you ever had a kiss
that took you on a bliss
and left you with shaking knees
I'm sorry for hurting you, like the way I do
I'm sorry for the hurtful things I always sa
Love me tomorrow, for it is a new day
Love me again like you did the first day
Lo