Problem On The Holidays


Posted on 4th Aug 2020 03:48 pm by rohit kumar

On New Year's Day, my cat ran away

For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine

On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies

On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer

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Om mother's day I went to see my father play

On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay

For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy

On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday

For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen

On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring

For Christmas I got syphilis

Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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