On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
When you proceed,
Some will say it can't be done
And that there is no need
<To Taste The Sweet Perfection Of Your Embrace
I have been lucky enough to feel your touch
You are my love and to me you mean so much
To hold you close to having you near
To have my breath against your ear
Whisperin
Life is a long-distance journey
With ups and downs,
Twist and turns,
With
I've never been the type to say what I feel
So basically I keep everything inside
No matter what happens in my life,
Sorrow or joy, rain or shine,
Whatever befalls
Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Naught
The Terrifying Thing About Love
It is a terrifying thing
to watch love
walk in your direction
when you be
To hold you close to having you near
To have my breath against your ear
Whisperin
There Is Always Hope In Friendship
It was a day in the life
Full of sadness and strife.
You never thought you'd make
