Problem On The Holidays


Posted on 4th Aug 2020 03:48 pm by rohit kumar

On New Year's Day, my cat ran away

For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine

On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies

On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer

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Om mother's day I went to see my father play

On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay

For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy

On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday

For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen

On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring

For Christmas I got syphilis

Next year I am staying home for the holidays

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Oh Fear...

You made me run away

from those who loved me anyway.

You pushed me down into the

My Love...

You gave me light

In my darkest of days.

You showed me, love

In so many w

Best Buddies Forever

God Sent Me You At A Moment In My Life

When He Knew I Needed A Companion

Only He

Only Us....

Laid my head upon your chest

Your arms encircled me,

It was, My Love, as if we we

Missed Birthday

I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.

A special day, I know it's true.

But birthda

One Last Kiss

Our goodbyes meant nothing at all, 

because if he's not there, he'll come when I cal

Listen To Mum

I remember when I was small and cool,

I was always playing truant from school.

My

Always And Forever

Always and forever is so far away,

But know I'll stand by you for every last day,

The One...

I hope you find

the one who quiets

the screams.

I hope you find

t

Through Forever

When our eyes met

for the very first time,

I knew it was you

to clear my

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