
On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
No matter what happens in my life,
Sorrow or joy, rain or shine,
Whatever befalls
A little bit angry through the years,
A whole lot lonely through my tears.
A wond
If you awake to one more dreary day,
an empty heart with empty hours to kill,
rem
Your eyes sparkle like a light being shined on two beautiful emeralds,
When I see you wal
Shall we take Fall together,
go sifting through the fallen leaves
and gaze upon t
Sometimes I'm confused and don't know what to do,
I need help and I need it from you.
What if we were really true
And said everything we thought
Could we then stop fee
There's this subject called chemistry
how it works is a total mystery
it is an at
You are my sunshine.
You are my shining star.
Everything I'm not,
You are
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor