On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Why Did I Break Up With The Guy I Love?
You poison me with your eyes,
Your lips curving, drawing me in.
How can you trust
Fumbling, stumbling,
around in the dark.
Fighting, igniting,
flames from
You came as a ray of light,
Made my life cheerful and bright,
Showering your affe
She has a special way
Of turning around my terrible day.
She makes all the bad th
Remember when we first did meet,
our hearts rejoiced and skipped a beat.
Remember
I'd give all I have to stay yours,
for you are everything I adore.
You open up th
You're the best thing to happen to me,
So let our love fly free.
You're my dream
Cammy my rabbit, feminine but buff
no really, this isn't a bluff!
A rex with her
You're the one I most admire
with great intentions and loving desires.
Passion an
Let me sing you a love song
About what I feel in my heart;
Butterflies can't find
