On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
How do I mend a broken heart?
My entire world has fallen apart.
How do I find hop
When first we touched,
My heart flew high,
On gossamer wings through a cloudless
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond
somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their sile
I thought that I was chasing dreams
While I was walking down those fast streams.
Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Naught
Let me live within the moment.
Let me feel all that I can.
Let me cherish life fo
It's strange the things you remember
And the things you seem to forget.
It's a ja
There once was a monkey in a city's zoo,
who dreamed of the outside sun.
He did l
A friend is a person
who has always has your back,
a person
who has faith
The worst pain known to me
Is to be stuck on a love that never could be,
To love
