On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
In idle dreams of long ago,
I imagined my true love;
A perfect match, a soulmate,
Let me sing you a love song
About what I feel in my heart;
Butterflies can't find
Zindagi hansne-gaane ka naam hai,
Hans kar palon ko jiye ja,
Gaakar gamon ko piye
Overwhelming and revealing
this amazing feeling,
this ache I crave, this desire,<
The Terrifying Thing About Love
It is a terrifying thing
to watch love
walk in your direction
when you be
