On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
Thank you
For loving me true,
For being no one but you,
For holding my ha
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
Are the words you'd hear Will Shakespeare say.<
Relationships are like lemons,
sour but sometimes sweet,
a kiss is like a cherry,
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
<To hold you close to having you near
To have my breath against your ear
Whisperin
When first we touched,
My heart flew high,
On gossamer wings through a cloudless
Insecurity, when you walk in the room.
Curiosity, when you stare me down.
Speechl
your eyes are so dreamy
your lips are so soft
your body is so lovely
why
Just Who You Are Its Important
You've got quite an easy style
with a tender heart to match,
and how you'd wear a
My brother can eat.
Hide your fruits,
Hide your snacks,
Hide all your tre
