On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
They come in waves,
my feelings for you.
And not pretty whitecaps
dancing
I have an invisible friend
Who guides me through dark and pain.
She always tells
If you awake to one more dreary day,
an empty heart with empty hours to kill,
rem
Who learns and learns,
Nor acts on what he knows,
Is one who plows and plows,
I'll be with you as long as you want me to,
Until the end of time.
The day I met
No stupid love song can describe how I feel
Sometimes the words other people say
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
Missing A Friend When I'm Locked Up
Another month has come,
But you're still so far away.
You're always in my heart
When The World Turned Upside Down
The day when the world
turned upside down:
when a frown became a smile
an
A friend is not just someone who hangs out with you.
A friend is someone who cares about
