On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
If Four Is A Party So This Is A Parade
I have one too many personalities,
I don't know which one is me,
So if I'm nice a
Our goodbyes meant nothing at all,
because if he's not there, he'll come when I cal
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond
somewhere I have never traveled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their silen
I see people laughing and joking all around,
but on my face there is no smile; instead, t
I am worthy. There is nothing
that can or will happen today that
could convince m
I'll be with you as long as you want me to,
Until the end of time.
The day I met
It's the memories of you I have
That make any grey sky turn blue
And lets me know
What do I see in you? Oh boy. Oh boy,
I see mountains and rivers a lifetime of joy,
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone
To feel that sense of comfort
That you felt in times gone by.
To hug someone with
