On New Year's Day, my cat ran away
For Valentine's Day, no girls mold be mine
On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddies
On Easter, I lost all my eggs to an old geezer
Om mother's day I went to see my father play
On father's day, I went to see my mother Fay
For the fourth of July, I shot some poor guy
On Labor Day, I lost my job by midday
For Halloween, my costume got switched, so I was a queen
On Thanksgiving. My fire alarm started to ring
For Christmas I got syphilis
Next year I am staying home for the holidays
I have an invisible friend
Who guides me through dark and pain.
She always tells
I have an invisible friend
Who guides me through dark and pain.
She always tells
I love your eyes and your soft sighs.
I love your inner beauty, too.
I love the w
Silly love-struck smiles
There's only one true style
Clueless and happy
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When you proceed,
Some will say it can't be done
And that there is no need
<They put me in the oven to bake.
Me, a deprived and miserable cake.
Feeling the h
No matter what happens in my life,
Sorrow or joy, rain or shine,
Whatever befalls
I wish there were words to express how I feel,
But no words I see will do.
No wor
Say yes, and we could surf the highest waves,
Your hand in mine, never losing faith.
You came as a ray of light,
Made my life cheerful and bright,
Showering your affe
