Alia Bhatt thought
Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
Alia
Shakti Kapoor on Call Centre
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need to speak with your manager
Shakti: Muj
Shatru To Customer Care
Shatru: Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai ?
Customer: How dare you speak like that
Shatru: Khaaaamoshhhhh… seed
Vivek Oberoi Marries Aishwarya
If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called?
Vivek-Obey-Rai
zuckerberg Ki Mom
ज़केरबर्ग एक मात्र इंसान होगा इस धरती पर जिसकी मम्मी बोलत
Bhagwan Se Sawaal
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako
Kanjoos Aadmi
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent
ICU Me Hosh Aaya
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
Shararti ladka
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Saste Me Shadi
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
Santa Kutub Minar Se Gaya
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha
Santa Ko Faasi Di Jayegi
जेलर : कल तुम्हे फासी दी जाएगी..
संता : हाहाहाहाहाहाहा
&nb
Santa Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai
संता :- सबसे बड़ा चॅलेंज क्या है?
बंता :- Answer शीट को खाली छो
Banta - Mein Apni Maa par Gaya hu
Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur
Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
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Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa
Par Ga
Santa's Girlfriend
Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park.
Girl: Please, all this should be done only after marriage.
Santa: Do not worry darling, I am al
Love Shayari for Lover
Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jisme mar jaau wo River ho tum,
Ab toh jeewan m
You Have No Boyfriend
Boy: Why dont you have A Boyfriend?
Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend.
Why Dont you Have Girlfriend?
Boy: Bcoz you are n
Girlfriend Ask Question
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.
Rahul In ISRO
Rahul in a rally in Uttar Pradesh:
ISRO Se Mera Bachpan Ka Rishta Hai. Jab Bhi School Jata Tha Teacher Bolti Thi...
"Uss Row Mein Nahin, ISR
BJP And People
BJP: We want Congress Mukt Bharat!
People: Why! But how?
BJP: Sab Congress MPs Ko Hum Apni Party Mein Include Kar Lenge!
People: What a ide
