Pitjaji Dulha Aur Dulhan Aapas Me hath Kyu Mila rahe
किसी शादी में पंडित जी ने दूल्हे का हाथ दुल्हन के हाथ में
Shark Favorite most two words
What are a shark’s two most favorite words?
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Man overboard!
Fashion Advisor Dog
My dog is an awesome fashion adviser. Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes,
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he says “WOW!”
A Depresso
What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?
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A depresso.
Student- Cow Gives Only Homework
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
New Funny Joke Of The Day
I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're op
Would you like to be my sun
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away
ladki- karo karo me bhi kisi or se pyar karti hu
लड़का - तुमसे कुछ कहना था, कहूं?
लड़की - हां बोलो...
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Velle log....
एक दोस्त दूसरे दोस्त से...
बुलेट ट्रेन तो उन देशों के
Pappu ka Dost
पप्पू अपने एक दोस्त से कह रहा था...
हम उस मिडिल क्लास फैमिल
jackie uncle has got new tiger
Tiger Shroff? Jackie uncle has got a new tiger cub & he has given it his surname. How cute! ~ Alia Bhatt
Why rishikesh was named
Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?
Alia Bhatt: Yes, because Rishi Kapoor got his Mundan done there
Sonia Found bride for her son
At last Sonia Gandhi found the ideal bride for her son.
Alia Bhatt.
Girl- tell me about salmaan khan
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
But I really love you!
Girl : I love you too, but tell me m
Mahesh Bhatt- Seema Par Golibari Ho rahi hai
Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab Hain.
Alia Bhatt: Mere Hisaab Se Seema Ko Kuchh Din Ghar Par
Rakhi Sawant Goes to insurance Office
Once Rakhi goes to Insurance Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Insurance Agent: Sorry Madam, We do not insure Public Property.
Finding Nemo
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding
I was in the restroom
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine
The principal is so dumb
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Gir
Santa- hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, n
