All Politicians on the moon
Politicians on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?
A: Problem....
Q: What do you call 50 Politicians on the moon?
A: Problem..
Maje Kiske Lenge Fir
Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?
India: Yes
Congress: Yes
BJP: No! Never
Past Vs Present Wife
2015: wife..
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Husband: ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara..
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Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Zara phir kehna..
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Husband: maine kaha g,
Wife Ko Bangkok Jana Hai
Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..??
Best answer given ever :-
Husband: Areh Pagli, Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin le jata ha
wife Call
Lady Secretary: Sir, It's ur wife's call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later
Wife is Angry
Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus,
girl slaps him for pinching.
Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't .
Wi
Fuge Bulb Ko Happy birthday
Happy Birthday 2 YOU
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Shocked Na ?
Actually
Enistien Ne
Aaj k Din
Fuge bulb ka Avishkar Kiya Tha,Socha Sare fuge bulb ko Wish
Wanda Happy Birthday
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Caveman Birthday
Why didn’t the caveman send birthday cards?
– The stamps kept falling off his rocks!
Funny jokes yo momma
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL"
Yo momma in ungly contest
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma new jokes
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Fool Mera Message Padh Raha Hai
गुलाब का फूल बाग में खिल रहा है
कमल का फूल तालाब में तै
Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Nahi
एक हवा का झोका-सा आया
तो लगा जैसे के तुम आए हो
दरवाजे पर
1st april ko propose karna
दोस्तों लड़कियों के पीछे भागना एक भूल है
इन लड़कियों परपैस
Wife is Alcoholic
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
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“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
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“No, I am, but she’s the one who suff
Man Falls Down from mountain
On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?”
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“Yeah!”
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“Are you hurt?
Doctor found new drug for sleep
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
Patient: “Great,
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