Banta- Dost ko musibat me nahi chhodunga
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
Santa ko Kaatne Ki Dhamki
Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!Police-Kaun He Wo..?Santa-Vodafone Wale..,...Bolte He-Bill Na BharaTo Kaat Denge
Chand- Bhot Logo Ke Sath
BF- मैंने पूछा चाँद से कि देखा है कहीं मेरे चाँद सा हसीन
चाँ
GF- To rukne ka kya fayda
लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ बाइक से घूम रही थीबीच में एक जंगल आय
GF- To rukne ka kya fayda
लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ बाइक से घूम रही थीबीच में एक जंगल आय
Jio Wala Pyaar..
Boy: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करती हो?
Girl: जिओ सिम के बैलेंस जितन
Sonia - Wo US Congress Waley The
Rahul Gandhi: मम्मी कांग्रेस के लोगो ने
मोदी के लिए खूब तालिया
Batan Koi bhi Dabao Vote BJP ko Milega
राहुल गांधी गुजरात दौरे पर एक किसान के घर गए
पर बहुत गर
Desh Me Rehne le liye
देश में रहने के लिए आधार..
और
भागने के लिए उधार बहुत जरु
Why Married
I can remember where I got married.
I can remember when I got married.
I just can’t remember why.
Wife Requested to divorce
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge.
woman : “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why ?” asked the ju
Wife Wanted
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
New App For Health
I have downloaded this new app.
Its great, it tells you what to wear,
what to eat and if you’ve put on weight.
Its called t
Funny joke Of the day
It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...
He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’
Opening Ceremony
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!
Teacher- 8 ka half kitna hoga
टीचर - 8 के आधे कितने होंगे
होशियार छात्र- आड़े काटोगे त
Teacher- Class Me Kyu So Rahe Ho
साइंस टीचर- क्लास में सो रहे हो क्या ?
राजू- नहीं, गुर
Dentist- this will Hurt You
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with you
Eating Dreams
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Just A Friendly Reminder
Just a friendly reminder :
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April
