Pati- Kon C Sabji Hai Ye
खाना खाने बैठे पति ने अपनी पत्नी से पुछा ” ये सब्ज़ी
Patni- Sutli Bomb ka kya karoge
पति- सुतली बम है क्या??पत्नी- दिवाली खत्म हो गयी अब सुतली बम
Alia Bhatt- Lets go For Movie
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.
&nbs
Alia bhatt- Aur Colour Dikhao
Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi..
Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha..
jisey sunkar dukaanwaala behosh ho gaya..
Guess what
Salmaan- Aaj Kuch toofani karte hai
Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:
Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!
Bhai tu shaadi karle toofan Teri zindagi mein apne
Daaru Piyo Bhai daaru
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo.
Jacob- Why Teacher wearing sunglasses
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Nate- School is cave People
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Santa Ka 20 Saal baad Bacha Hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
After An Accident
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said
Girls- I Will Divide your Sorrow
Girl : I will divide all your sorrows after marriage
Boy : But where am I sad ?
Girl : I’m talking about after the marriage
GF- Call rakho me karti hu
कितना लकी होगा वो बॉयफ्रेंड
जिसकी गर्लफ्रेंड
उससे कहेग
Modi Ji- Tuje Mhare Pe Bharosa Na Hai Ke
सोनिया गाँधी- मोदीजी क्या आप राम मंदिर बनवा पाओगे?
नरेन्द
Rahul Ko lekar Aana Hoga
कोई बहाना नहीं चलेगा शपथ ग्रहण समारोह में पप्पू को लेक
Police inspector And Husband
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you repo
Shadi Kyu hoti hai
Shaadi kya hoti hai ye samajhane ke lie ek scientist ne shaadi kar li.
ab usako samajh nahin aa raha ki Science kya hota hai.
Birthday Gift For Mother In Law
A husband and his wife were out shopping. The wife suddenly remembered that her mother’s birthday was coming up. She said,
&ldq
Birthday Present
Me: Happy birthday!
I got you a Rubix cube!
Friend: I hate you.
Me: why?
Friend: I’m color blind
New Funny Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Mama is so big… meaning, she runs the PTA and everyone knows her at the grocery store because she does not take shit from anyone.
Yo Momma Laugh
Yo Mama’s laugh… is so contagious that the CDC issued a travel ban on anyone who came to her New Year’s Eve potluck.
