Santa - eat different types of cheese
Teacher : Name different types of Cheese.
Santa :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
Santa Banta Go for Pizza
Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.
Santa asks Banta “Shall I cut the pizza into six or twelve pieces ?”
B
Santa- Please Give me two of them
One day Santa goes to buy a computer.
Shopkeeper : This machine will reduce your work by half.
Santa (excitedly) : Please give me tw
Qayamat ka din
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi ?
Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga
Sweet Memories
Sweet memories ..lovely
Awesome lines
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You'll Still
Samajwadi Party logo
If Samajwadi Party breaks up into small political parties they will have logos like tyre, tube, handle, paddle, chain and ghanti.
Mamta Hates
Mamata hates CPM because they're left.
Mamata hates BJP because they're right.
Mamata hates the army because they're - left right left right
Sonia and Rahul
Sonia: Tune kisi ko password bataya kya ?
Rahul: Mumma Modi keh raha tha to disclose all account details
Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband:
Patni- patthar nahi chaba sakte
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chab
Husband text to wife on cell
Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet H
Sasural Me Damad Ka Sammaan Kyu hota Hai
साली: अच्छा जीजू एक बात बताओ... ससुराल में दामाद का इत
Ladki Ki Umar Mat Puchna
दो लड़कियां बस में सीट के लिए लड़ रही थीं
कंडक्टर- अरे क्य
ladki ko kese Impress kese kare
लड़की को इम्प्रेस कैसे करे ?
उनकी कद्र कीजिये,
उनको प्
Na Nahane Walo ke sath holi khelenge
जो पूरी सर्दी नहीं नहाए
हो रही है उनको नहलाने की तैयारी
अ
Happy Holi to All
मेरी ओर से...
सरकारी नौकरी वाले को 'हैपी होली'
प्राइवेट नौक
What is Whatsapp
WhatsApp छोटे बच्चो के diaper की तरह होता है…
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होता कुछ
Soney Par Loan Diya Jata Hai
हमारा एडमिन भी गजब है,
वो सवेरे सवेरे बैंक में जाकर सो
Alia bhatt- Miss Call maar Ke Vote Dete hai
Mahesh Bhaat:Vote dene chalein?
Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain,
maine kal DID mein dekha t
